Four men are in a hospital waiting room while their wives are giving birth.

A nurse approaches the first man and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins.

He replies,"That's odd. l work for the Minnesota Twins.

The second man is told that he is the father of triplets. He says, "What a coincidence. I work for 3M."

The third man is told that his wife gave birth to quadruplets. He says, "How strange. I work for the Four Seasons."

The fourth man is banging his head against a wall.

The other three fathers ask him what's wrong.

The fourth man says, "OMG! I work for 7-Up."