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For the balcony, I want something much simpler than this lanai-style drama.

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This might fit into the space I have, but I don't want this. I'm looking for a couple of comfortable chairs with a small tables.

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the wrought iron vibe is not for me

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I want to avoid Holiday Inn Express-ass bed styles

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Headboard and footstool = no fun

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over-designed hunter lodge; against almost every part of this

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too fake-rich

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too rustic

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I'm not on a hunting trip

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I hate decorative pillows on a bed. I keep four pillows on the bed. I use them all and do not want extra stuff I have to move to the dirty floor or other surface then re-assemble a fluffy mess again in the morning.

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