I don't have any words of wisdom, just empathy. I have a dh who runs rampant with the lawn mower. The veggie garden is fenced in (thank goodness) but he ran over and severed two hoses last year. He's also very good at hitting my babies that aren't fenced in (hostas, blueberry bushes (well those are more like twigs because he usually runs them over the beginning of every season), ends of blackberry bushes, squash vines that get loose from the garden, etc.)

kill your husband...that's what your best bet is....at least you will feel better about getting even with him.

Tell the one who caused the problem to get down on his knees and start weeding.

Is your DH the same guy (famed in story and song) who, when told to vacuum, stands in the middle of the living room and vacuums the same four square feet of carpeting for two hours while he watches a football game?

It's a sex-linked characteristic. My friend calls it "Testosterone Poisoning". Some are much worse than others.

Sue