I work on the sales/tech desk at an OPE distribution warehouse. Today our road salesman came in with a chuckler.

Seems one of the dealers techs went on a service call to a standby generator. He could not diagnose the problem so a second was dispatched.He reported that the cabinet and base were quite corroded and smelled of urine. Further inspection revealed the brush holders were corroded as well. As they were discussing the situation with the home owner who was demanding warranty coverage, her rather large dog walked over to the machine and lifted his leg. Sorry ma'am, this won't be covered LOL.