Once upon a time, there was a wonderful, half century old lady gardener, who took great pride in her deck container garden. However, she had frequent night visitors (rats to be specific), whom she name Oscar and Company, who would nibble on ALL of her container plants, including thorned rose bushes. So, this wonderful lady got FED UP. She actually had to bring in her rose bush at night to avoid having the new buds disappear.

Yesterday, this lovely, lovely gardener stopped at Home Depot and bought a LARGE non-tradition rat trap. Apparently, Oscar, whom is now among the dearly departed, had at least 4 groupies, whom are no longer with us either. This lovely gardener has NO remorse in the elimination of the above fore-mentioned (sp?) rodents. Actually, she may have discovered a new past-time. Ewwwww.......

THE END...literally!