Let me guess. You're a day late with these offers? Sound like titles we should all read. :-)

I loved your list..... how about "10 reasons why sane people don't garden!" (I have a very sore back!)

Here's one for a good laugh,

gardening: A gardener's dictionary by Beard & McKie
gar-den-ing
1. n. the art of killing weeds and bugs to grow flowers and crops for animals and birds to eat.

Daisy, dianthus, dandelion, delp & dog - A lexicon bringing new meaning to the things in the garden.

APHID: Insect pest which inphests gardens and makes gardeners phoam at the mouth, stamp their pheet, and utter phour-letter words.

ANNUAL: Any plant that dies before blooming.

PERENNIAL: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Here's another quote from this very funny book,

WEED: Any plant that will survive at least one week without being watered, fertilized, pruned, sprayed, staked, mulched, misted, dusted, or wrapped in burlap, paper, or plastic.

Spring must be around here somewhere, I just wish it would stop lurking.

Chin up guys,
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