Might as well be there as anywhere.

I went to a gardening club for the first time last year at this time. The president got up and announced they were going to do a calendar for a fund-raiser. It would require members posing in the nude doing various gardening jobs. Some of the members seemed ready to pose- it was an actual April Fools joke.;-) Especially considering the ages of women at a daytime gardening club.

The faint bigfoot tracks above your text are a nice touch.

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Thanks, Larry!