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OT--- What to do Without Granny

17 years ago

She just left today and I am having withdrawn symptoms already. Maybe EG could be a stand in for six mounts. Of coarse, he would have to get a little bit nuttier than he is now. He could also get a second account on GW with a user name like Granniesantics. What do you think?

John

Here is a link that might be useful: Johns Journal

Comments (50)

  • 17 years ago

    i do agree!! LOL yes i do miss her!! i can't believe for real, 6 months?? ohhh man!! that's just nuts!! ~Medo

  • 17 years ago

    You know, John.....I do an excellent imitation of a little old lady talking, but, there's no way I could be granny. She's one of a kind.
    I'm feeling pretty chipper these days, my daughter is here with me now...yay! I may hafta get this forum a little bit wound up during granny's absence. Reckon I got a few crazy ideas in my brain? Hee Hee

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    I'm missing her too!!! Just my 2 cents.

  • 17 years ago

    awww carolyn, why not put in 4?? LOL
    i am gonna send you a much needed pkg!! Hee Hee!! **onery grinn**
    ok any idea's on getting a stubborn 6yr old to read? she can spell really good, just won't/cant read. for some reason she just doesn't retain that stuff. but will retain anything else like an elephant!! LOL oh ya, she has a stubborn streak like you would not believe!! ok done with that part!! LOL
    hubs took an extra shift at work. soooooo i think its cuz he knew i was gonna bring more plants in, since he told me about the 28 degree's tonight. well, so my house is even fuller than you'd believe!! i know that guy must love the heck outta me!! **big smile**

    ok EG we're all waiting for the onriness!! well.......**tappin fingers** **onry smile**
    better get back to the plants, but am so darned tired i needed a smallish break so i had to see whats going on!!
    and i'm so happy that your daughter is ok and home with you!!
    and you all know what? i have these old fashioned petunia's i got in a trade, they're vining, and have veigns, well they were supposed to have a smell, all summer long i never smelled anything, we brought it in and i;m smelling this smell, quite good actually, so i'm sniffing around the house, because its not in one place. well........i finally end up smelling the petunia's....BINGO!!! they smell kinda like the hyacinth but not nearly as strong and really good!! so i'm definately keeping seeds from these babies and gonna try to see if i can grow them in the house!! i LOVE LOVE fragrance!! if ya'll want seeds, just let me know, i'll send ya some they're just pretty!! so i'm guessing they're a night smeller!! ~Medo

  • 17 years ago

    Hey, you guys quit having so much fun without me! I'm not going to be gone from here for 6 months...just won't be making many garden posts.

    I have an intermittent WIFI connection as of this afternoon. The signal strength is very low, so often I can't connect, but I'll keep trying.

    Love you all, will try to get a blog up to tell you the exciting thing that happened n the way down :-)

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    Hey Granny! (cabbage patch, cabbage patch) Woo hoo! I missed you a whole lot! Whew......how ya doing? How is Mr. H?(nice hand, Mr. H!)

    EG not feel good.......very sick....but I feel better now!

    *smack*

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    Aww, EG...I hope you feel better soon (Granny kisses to make it better). I'm sweltering in this heat, in the 90s today, unpacking and getting stuff set up it was miserable. And I'm so tired. Maybe we'll both feel better tomorrow. The only place I can get a WIFI signal is in the front bedroom, so I have the laptop on the bed and I'm kneeling on the floor next to the bed...not real comfy, but I have the fan blowing directly on me so I'm cool now. Mr. H hates air conditioners, so I try to bear it as long as it's under 100F.

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    I'm a bit jealous of your 90 degrees! I'll bet you miss our lovely green trees. Good to hear from you Granny. I hate ac, too, but when it hits more than 90, I get weaker about it.

  • 17 years ago

    Yay! Granny's back(ish)! I just knew you couldn't stay off the computer for 6 months. Muahahahaha!

    Next you'll be temming us how you made some SWCs to plant tomatoes and peppers in the winter and are growing bunny greens in the bathtub hehe.

    Enjoy yourself and it's 50 and overcast here, so you're not missing much.

    Though I'm going to Spokane next week for work. I may fly over your house. Gonna be cold! I'll think of you in the hot Arizona sun. That'll help.

  • 17 years ago

    I got on long enough to get my blog updated.

    Here is a link that might be useful: Granny's (mis)adventures

  • 17 years ago

    Hi Granny! I'm glad you made it safely. I've been thinking a whole lot about you lately. You're such a dear to me.

    Hello everyone! (Didn't want you all to feel left out or anything! LOL)

    I am trying to catch up from my recent trip to the hospital again with Hannah. Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers.

    She is doing SO much better and so am I, actually! I have my sweetpea feeling as good as possible right now, and I have a clean house for like the first time in a year or what have you. I'm feeling manic if that's the opposite side of manic/depressive. hahahahahahaha (I meant that in a good way, feeling happy, not depressed, in case anyone didn't get what I meant by that. LOL)

    How's everyone else?

    Blessings,
    Angela

  • 17 years ago

    Angela, dear Angela! I sure did miss you! So happy to hear Hannah and you are both doing well.

    I'm trying to get a fence built for the puppies, and this morning Mr. H says he just can't do it :-( We still have two more post holes to dig out, plus about seven more T-posts to pound in. I might be able to do the post holes a little at a time, but no way can I hoist that sledge hammer to pound 6' T-posts two feet into this solid ground. I wish we hadn't even started this project. Now I'm feeling manic depressive!

    Weather is beautiful here now. Last week it was too hot, but this week it's perfect. I don't think there is any way I'll get a garden built though. It's too far to go for the compost and such, and the fence project is taking much more time than I'd planned.

    Love you,
    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    (((HUGS))) I missed you so much, too! I'm glad you are getting a fence, Granny, but I'd be freaking out if I didn't have a garden. I'm already dreading the first frost which is trying to come earlier than usual and definitely earlier than I would like! I can see that I'm going to be out there building myself a greenhouse. It actually sounds fun!

    So, ask Mr. H when he can do the fence since he can't do it today. I've learned that when my Tweetie Bird can't get to something I need done, I now tend to ask WHEN might he be able to. ;-) It sure keeps things from being procrastinated around here... LOL

    Blessings,
    Angela

  • 17 years ago

    Hey, Angela! Glad to hear that all is well with y'all. I missed ya too....welcome back!

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    Angela, when you get that manic/depressive feeling, make your self a good stiff BM sit on the back porch, prop your feet up and think about all the things you accomplished for the year, month, day or the past hour. Do not think about all the things that you have to do yet. You have to stop and smell the roses, and think about all the people that care about you, and make another BM. ;o)

    John

    Here is a link that might be useful: Johns Journal

  • 17 years ago

    EG! Dangit...stop thinking that BM is bowel movement! Whew.....I feel better now. :)

    hey john! how's it goin?

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    ROFL eg, same thought goes through my mind everytime. Can we change the acronym John? Can you call it blm?

  • 17 years ago

    Hey! I resemble that remark. If you people like to have a bowl movement on the back porch, its fine with me. As long as it ainÂt my BP. HICÂJohn

    EG, I am up to my butt in compost. If I never see another leaf on the ground, that would be fine with me. Did you get your load of fresh HM yet???

    John

    Here is a link that might be useful: Johns Journal

  • 17 years ago

    Oh god...not again...this is like a bad dream or something. Ok, Mr. "I got my compost pile up to 170 degrees because i've got better crap than you"...hee hee. No! Not yet, dangit!....You know how awkward it is to just call someone up and ask them "got any doodie you'd like to get rid of?" "What? yeah some corn in it is fine"....

    Reckon I could just go out to someone's pasture, and put depends on all their horses for the night? That'd be pretty fresh.....

    Ya know, if I got caught...they'd put my picture in the local paper...that would be pretty embarrassing. "Horse crap bandit finally caught!"....

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    Some of us would actually ask for HS. Then sit on John's porch and have a BM with him.

    This place is crazy.

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    Way to go Granny, the porch is big enough, I have enough chairs and of coarse enough BMs to go around. In addition, if EG does not show up, we can sit around and talk about him. ;o)

    John

    Here is a link that might be useful: Johns Journal

  • 17 years ago

    I can't decide if y'all are driving me to drink or go drop the kids off in the pool!

    I need cheesecake after all this. Thank goodness I have some in the freezer for such emergencies.

  • 17 years ago

    Why you little....Granny! dangit! lol. That's HM not HS! hee hee. Umm...aint HS and BM the same thing? Oh god......what did I do to be in this mess? Ha! (mess) that's a southern euphemism for the same thing....hee hee

    John - i'll sit on your porch with ya, as long as i've got somewhere to spit.....I bet chewing tobacco and a good BLOODY MARY would go together pretty good...hee hee

    ribbit - speaking of cheesecake....I make a mean orange push-up cheesecake...

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    Orange push up like the ones you eat out at the community pool during the summer?

  • 17 years ago

    ribbit - orange push up as in ice cream treat

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    Orange Push-Up Cheesecake

    The best ice cream treat I can remember from childhood is those orange push-ups, so I just had to invent a dessert that recall the scrumptious taste beloved by all kids-- and the men they grew up to be! This tastes amazingly like the dream dessert your remember.

    Serves 8

    2 (8-ounce) package Philadelphia fat-free cream cheese
    1 (4-serving) package JELL-O sugar free instant vanilla pudding mix
    1 (4-serving) package JELL-O sugar-free orange gelatin
    2/3 cup Carnation Nonfat Dry Milk Powder
    1 Cup unsweetened orange juice
    3/4 cup Cool Whip Lite*
    1 (6-ounce) Keebler shortbread piecrust
    2 tablespoons flaked coconut

    In a large bowl, stir cream cheese with a spoon until soft. Add dry pudding mix, dry gelatin, dry milk powder, and orange juice. Mix well using a wire whisk. Blend in 1/4 cup Cool Whip Lite. Spread mixture evenly into piecrust. Refrigerate at least 1 hour. Cut into 8 servings. Top each serving with 1 tablespoon Cool Whip Lite and 1 teaspoon coconut.

    Each serving equals:
    HE: 1/2 Bread, 1/2 Protein, 1///4 Skim Milk, 1/4 Fruit, 3/4 Sliver, 11 Optional Calories
    **********
    205 Calories, 5 gm Fat, 12 gm Protein, 28 gm Carbohydrate, 554 mg Sodium, 1 gm Fiber
    **********
    DIABETIC: 1 1/2 Starch, 1 Fat, 1/2 Meat

    Cooking Healthy with a Man in Mind
    Joanna M Lund
    Pg 253

  • 17 years ago

    Granny - Umm...boy you sure pounced on that one, hee hee. Yep! That's it. Don't guess I need to post that on my blog, now....

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    I'm a good pouncer, huh?

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    Yeah....except - I put way more cool whip in mine! It's not as tart that way....

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    I've never made it...sounded good, I Googled and I saved. That's a good one to take to the next desert cookout, as there are a lot of diabetics in the group.

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    Granny...true story - I was in the public library browsing through cookbooks, and a small,folded piece of paper fell onto the floor. It was a hand-written recipe, that someone undoubtedly left in the book by mistake - cause that book was about grilling, I think. Anyway, I've made it at least 10-12 times, and it will make you slap yourself silly.....AND....with the way that you've been acting up lately, I think you need to eat the entire thing. Mrs."Oh! i've never made it, but here's the recipe everybody!!!" Hee Hee.....

    Signed,
    For example.....or you can call me EG for short.

  • 17 years ago

    EG - I missed you, too, you 'ole slug... ooops, you 'ole lug. hee hee

    John - Ha!! Good idea. (LOL) I do seriously need to slow down and smell the roses, though, thinking of only the positive things. You're absolutely right. You know what else, John? I thought about you (off the forums, that is)this week and gave an extra phone call to thank the fella that gave us some home-grown tomatoes. He was so appreciative of that. I told my husband and kiddos how you put out your extras and never receive a thank you. That still blows me away. I, for one, am very thankful.

    EG - ROFL!!!!!!! I am actually envisioning you out there putting depends on them horses! What was even funnier was imagining you making the phone call to ask if you could! Hahahahaha (Of course, if you don't ask, you'll be known as more than just EG, huh?... you horse crap bandit, you) hahahaha

    Granny - I was NOT gonna have a BM on the porch again with John... that's just too crazy for me anymore... gotta have some privacy sometime.... LOL

    Ribbit - Don't forget to have a BM after you eat that cheesecake, hun!

    EG, Ribbit, and Granny - Ooooooooooooh, Noooooooo! Yuck! I finally forgot the horror of those orange push-ups and you had to go awaken those aweful memories. I seriously twitch at the thought of eating one of those.

    EG - So, you STOLE that recipe from some poor soul that will never again know the *twitch* wonderful taste *twitch* of those treats on a stick? *twitching wildly while trying to pretend nothing is happening* *fake smile* *twitch*

    Blessings,
    Angela

  • 17 years ago

    Angela...you got a little "tick" there, or something? 246...yeah...definitely 246...hee hee. I didn't steal anything from a little old lady in the library.........honest. I think she put it there on purpose....kinda like hidden treasure. I haven't made it in a long time.

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    EG, will you quit this "little old lady" crap? Do you not realize you have a "little old lady" reading this?

    Hmphh.

    Young whippersnappers.

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    heh.

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    ROFL!!!!

    Did I tell you guys recently how much I missed you?

    You are SO therapeutic! I have no idea how I stayed away. Well, I did forget my laptop on my last trip to the hospital. (LOL) Seriously, though, I'm kind of glad I did. I didn't have much down time, and I'm glad I spent most of it with my girl.

    EG - Yes, I think that "tick" has finally gone away. hee hee

    Blessings,
    Angela

  • 17 years ago

    Angela - ummm...yeah, I think so. We missed you too...that was pretty good on that twitch thing, hee hee
    Anyway, Granny always starts it, I just have to defend myself, ya know? She's so bullyish at times.......

    Granny - young whippersnapper? 40 is young? Ok...if you didn't know how old I was, how old would you think I was, by the way I cut up?

    For Instance (eg)

  • 17 years ago

    eg: Like maybe 12?

    Guess what my pups found today. Either CS or CS, and they ate it! It was (gag) nasty!!! I got some away from Otter and examined it (I'm the resident S inspector), and I figure it was either a cat who had ingested a fur ball or a coyote who had ingested a rabbit. Yep, it was full of fur.

    Them puppies aren't kissing Granny tonight!

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    Okay, EG, I'll bite... hee hee... I would think you were 25-30 or so when you talk about your crazy music... When you're anal retentive, I think you're about 40. *Now, she ducks out of the way while scurrying to leave, saying, "Please, don't hit me."*

    And, as for your dealings with Granny, it's all in fun, I know.... BUT, it ain't all in defense unless you take a bite at her now and again to just try to keep the upperhand in the game... KWIM?

    Granny - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Them puppies would be spending the night outside for awhile... YUCK-O with a capital O! Blah! Now, that orange push-up is sounding aweful good all of a sudden...

    Blessings,
    Angela

  • 17 years ago

    12? Really? hee hee. Ok! Oh well, you know what 12 year olds are good for....helping little old ladies cross the street. :) You should be proud of those pups...willing to try something new.

    Angela - Yeah....I guess that's about right. I'm Mr. Butthead.....But, i'm pretty good at getting granny all bent out of shape. hee hee

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    EG, I just have to tell this story after that remark.

    Well, the story got so long I'm turning it into a blog :-)

    Here is a link that might be useful: Little Old Ladies

  • 17 years ago

    Hey Granny....I liked your post! Hee Hee
    Ya know....I was thinking, and I don't know if you could carry me or not. What do you think?

    EG

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  • 17 years ago

    I don't know, EG. But I'm getting ready to unload three huge bags of BS from the Ranger, so...all things being equal ;-)

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    LOL Granny! Fun post. That's alot of BS, I thought "B" was for bunny? How big IS that rabbit, anyway?

  • 17 years ago

    Granny - you're on your game today! Ha! I've been raking leaves all day...whew...

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    Carolyn, there's never a shortage of Bunny S around here! Thank the Lord for Dust Busters.

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    EG, ouch, that was a good one... even though I know Granny ain't no little old lady! (Am I still teacher's pet, Granny?) And, EG, I do agree with Granny that you're good fuel for the fire. :-D

    Blessings,
    Angela

  • 17 years ago

    Angela - yeah...i'm like her "blogging inspiration" right now. :)

    EG

  • 17 years ago

    Yes, you are my pet Angela...always will be.

    I think I've been mean enough to EG for this week. Time for hugs.

    (((((EG)))))

    Granny

    Here is a link that might be useful: Annie's Kitchen Garden

  • 17 years ago

    Reckon? Hee Hee....

    EG

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