This is wonderful. Love Mr Bones and Miss Virginia. I haven't went and pulled my skelton out but makes me want to get on it.

Punk

What a Hoot!...they're a Perfect Match...
and Certainly a 'Must Have'..

jane

Mr. Bones & Miss Virginia:

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body!

Tee Hee! These 2 are much funnier than that joke! TFS, purplemoon! Jeanne S.

That was a good joke, Jeanne--made me laugh anyway! I loved OA's Mr. Bones last year. The lady one is very clever too, Karen.

Luvs

Miss Virginia looks a bit too sophisticated for the cigar-smoking, rum-drinking Mr. Bones. Still, if he's willing to curtail his baser habits and she's willing to let down her hair a bit (Oh, wait, she doesn't have any hair!), then maybe they might have a chance at a meaningful relationship.

Might be fun to have Mr. Bones cross-dress this Halloween. We'll see.

OA...and Jeanne...
ROFLMAO

We now know why Mr Bones drinks, smokes and didn't go to the party?
He had no body to go with!

I'm sure you will surprise us this year, OA. Can't imagine you letting Virginia just drop here.

Punk

OA...Is that Mr Bones I hear singing His Lonesome Tune...
in between 'Swigs of Rum...?

'Oh I ain't got no body... and no body cares for me /
And I'm so sad and lonely won't some body come take a chance with me!

That's why the poor guy has all those bad habits...
I'm telling you he NEEDS Virginia!

jane

You guys are ALL crazy, you know that don't you? Bunch of grown women playing with "Dem Bones"....
LOL

I had to stop eating my lunch while reading through this thread, I wa slaughing so hard! I totally missed Mr.Bones last year, but what a fantastic idea, OA!!! Miss Virginia would be fooish to pass up such a slick guy!

If Mr Bones plans to do some cross-dressing, he might really like this accessory for his 'new look'. I dare say, no one would recognize him in it.

;o)

Here is a link that might be useful: wig

Oh I bet Virginia can tell Mr Bones is a bad boy , she can see right through him!

J, very funny!

They are both a must have as Jane said!

I have a 4; skeleton that has a sensor when you walk by he says about 6 different lines One is Hey Eat Some candy YoureStarting to Look Like Me.Can you imagine the ups ,man,My grandkids were scared to death last year of him.

Karen...Love the Purple Wig ...I see it's
a $6.95 GW Special!
But to tell you the truth....the hair on that Wig doesn't look like it has ...'any body' !!

kathleen... :) glad you agree!

bulldinkie..lol..
he does sound scary... I usually forget when things have 'sensors' in them and they end up scaring 'me'!

jane

Rumor has it that Mr Bones and Miss Virginia have been seen together strolling hand in through the graveyard late at night! Could that be so?
NanaKaren

LOL at ALL of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!