Funny Bumper Stickers

14 years ago

I was sitting in traffic the other day, stuck behind a septic truck and in big letters on the back I read:

"warning, contents may contain political promises".

Now that's funny!

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Faron79
14 years ago
THAT is a good one PG94!!
(is it on a Democratic truck?!??! Oooooohhh...NOW I've done it....;-))

I'm gonna be on the lookout for stickers now! I've seen zillions myself, but can I think of one when I want to??!?!? Nooooo....

I hope this thread gets some mileage!

Faron
beekeeperswife
14 years ago
"Running Late is Not a Form of Exercise"

"Proud Parent of a New Hunter"

"Squirrels-Nature's Speed Bumps"
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patty_cakes
14 years ago
"being late is not a fashion statement"~~seen in Orange County, CA. ;o)
camlan
14 years ago
On a car stuffed with kids, "Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
paintergirl94
Original Author
14 years ago
Hey Faron, I actually think it was! But, don't tell anybody I told you! No smell though.

I will also add that it wasn't technically a sticker -- it was actually printed on the truck. I see so many but this one stuck.
Bumblebeez SC Zone 7
14 years ago
Lately, "Wag More, Bark Less".
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Diane Smith at Walter E. Smithe Furniture
14 years ago
Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
lizzard2you
14 years ago
"It's not rocket surgery..."
neetsiepie
14 years ago
"I'll be Bach". (DD has that on her car)
"I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands". (on mine)
Faron79
14 years ago
Pesky-
That 2nd listing (on your car?!) is a VERY WISE AND TRUE saying!!!!

After all...Who-the-hell ever heard of a Snoop-Dog world tour?!?!?!?

Oh yeah...that's right...KISS is doing ANOTHER MAJOR World-Tour next year!!!!

>>> Oh H#LL yeah!!!!

Faron
beaglesdoitbetter1
14 years ago
"My son was inmate of the month at county jail" (I HOPE it was a joke)

"Your honor student is merely a pawn in my Beagle's diabolical world domination plot." (Made even better because it was about beagles!)
leel
14 years ago
Librarians are novel lovers.

Librarians do it in the stacks.
caminnc
14 years ago
"Beer" Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!!!
paintergirl94
Original Author
14 years ago
Guns don't kill people...people with guns kill people.
dedtired
14 years ago
I saw a funny one but I can't remember exactly what it said -- something about being a senior citizen and driving with your turn signal blinking. Wish I could think of it.

I like Pesky's "cool bands" one!
rucnmom
14 years ago
Gravity is just a theory.
natal
14 years ago
Not funny, but caught my eye today ... Kennedy for President. Then I saw the personalized license plate ... IMETJFK. Would love to have heard that story.

Here is a link that might be useful: a quick Google turned up this on someone's blog