Daniel, That's hysterical, but it definitely paints a picture. However, in order to really be able to guide you, I think a real picture would help. Do you have anything? When you say wall decorations, do you mean art in frames, or wrapped canvas, or wall sconces, or dimensional art, functional shelves, or baskets? The list goes on and on, so to be able to steer you in the right direction, I need a little more info..