This is not a health or medical website, so you most likely won't get an answer. Best to see a doctor. Good luck!

Minor Emergency visit for you!

Allergic dermatitis, wrong website.

It is a pain in your as..... rash ask another web site about this . If you are not kidding then it is a fiberglass rash . It looks very bad and I think your going to die !!!

SCABIES!!!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scabies

Radiation exposure?

can we see more of the area?

^ Haha!!!!!!

No, no, no. Its not from the blobby brown pleather sofa in your too small living room. It is from contacting the fungi Petri dish growing in your improperly waterproofed shower. You have to rip it all out and start over.

I suggest you see a doctor as it could be from anything, really, and it will be a very long night for you....

justwtf???

language my dear, language. well op perhaps you should just go to the doc since beth is so shocked! lol

I am with Beth! WTF!!!!!!! And please tell me that is your calf or forearm. Truly, this tool bar down here, needs some EMOJIS.

Good point to Jan, why don't we get to use EMOJIS?

Dude you got some bad grass, put down the bowl and take a nap. It'll pass. I suggest you take your weekly shower early.

havingfun.....language? uh, I cleaned it up considerably. If that offends you I can assure you that you'd never want to know me personally. And i'm hardly shocked. You have no idea what I've seen in my lifetime. I just can't believe the stupidity of someone posting that on here.

'gotta be a troll.

Chill Beth - its all good. Remember that guy who posted a giant picture of his head and wanted to know if he could build a hillside house with no columns or stairway? Still cracks me up!

why does everyone think i'm upset? i'm not the least bit ruffled. I dealt with idiotic people for 30 years, every day. just don't 'remind' me to watch my language. lol

She was being silly, trying to be playful not serious. It wasn't a personal dig against you.

And you can't watch your language, its more an auditory thing. Well Beth's was visual, but it wasn't technically language. I'm pretty sure that rash in contagious because my a** is starting to twitch, I mean itch.

suzy,,,lol....love the asterisk

My (very wise) doc once told me doctors aren't very good at diagnosing rashes. He said "try an anti-fungal. If that doesn't work, try Polysporin (Neosporin for the Americans in the room). If that doesn't work, try Cortisone cream. If that doesn't work, it will probably go away on its own!!" LOL

Tee hee - this is yukking me up.

OP, did you switch laundry detergent?

My mom used to say "I'm gonna put something on you that soap won't wash off." Pretty sure she was talking about that rash.

op you get comic relief of the week thank you. beth h gets sophie of the week. lol

wtf did I do to deserve that???! lmao. OP, aka Troll, has long left the building. I need to go delouse.

Husband had to do that ^ to the kids last month. I was out of the country!! :-D

OMG you guys, OP put the pic in "wish list" ideabook!!! Roflmfao

LOL- Wishes really do come true...

Don't scratch it will make it worse. Channeling Mom for a minute there.

If you are going to put it in your "wish list: idea book then let's think bigger! Or maybe I should say worse??

Do you notice that if you look at this rash and squint it kind of looks like a lacy pink pillow... or is that the champagne making it look like that? Happy New Year:) Cheers!

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Thanks for scortching that on my retinas ted. Happy New Year!

Suzy- you are most welcome. My aim is to please....

Right on! Thanks Dude, my elbows are itching now. Pretty sure I have a disorder. Is it the drinking water? Should I switch to vodka? Oops too late.

Thank you Margo , I knew I was forgetting something. It's all so clear now. Whooa...

Happy New Year!

May the New Year bring you all a RASH lol ............of health;)

I'm shaking my head. lol

Happy new itch-less year to everyone!