Really you want to spend your life in an IKEA? No thanks, but you have a great time.

Lighten up Arcy. It's April Fool's Day. Although it is a good idea :-).

Sign me up for the deluxe crepe body wrap with my massage!

I did go one day when they were offering chair massages. I'd never had one before and it was lovely.

"Participants must be 21 and potty trained to enter"

Haha! I want to see a pic of the Swedish meatball eye mask!

Anybody ever get a massage in a chair at the mall or airport? I've never understood the appeal of getting a massage in public.

Brilliant!

Meatball eye mask sounds terrific!

Magda, I have. It's not the best situation but if my neck is tight, then I go for it.

My oldest usually fools me on April 1. One would think I would wise up.

However, she is overseas working today and so I think April Fool's is the last on her mind.

I'd like to try a MOSJÖ mule. :)

I'd go.

Ok.....I feel really stupid.....I've never had a massage because a) I don't want to be naked with just have a towel draped over me and b) I'm uncomfortable lying on my stomach. But a "chair massage"? Never heard of them......please describe!

Joanie,

This is a chair massage:

Magdelena, I thought about that episode as well :)

I had a chair massage once, and found the position so uncomfortable that it counteracted any benefit I got from the massage.

A chair massage has saved me a few times when fatigue and pain won the battle with my body!

I do want WANT a chair massage! Now, I just have to find one... ;)

Joanie, on of the best massages I had was scalp/head and neck/shoulders. Might be away to try it out

OMG I love massages so much. I've fallen asleep on the table more than once. I find massage therapists (that I have gone to) are careful to preserve your modesty with draping (for example holding the sheet right over you when you roll over). I have no modesty though but it would be nice for others (maybe nice for them that they don't have to gaze on my private parts either!).

Bigland is missing a huge amenity: adult ball pit.

Love a massage too, just not the public kind!