You are kidding, right? Only thing missing is privet and honeysuckle.

Lol, while wisteria is beautiful, someone really needs to spray that with something.

Lol!

That wisteria is climbing the tree. will kill the tree it is climbing.

Not really sure what happened but my plans for the tree wisteria fell through, it seems that there were too many bad hombres in that part of town. No worries, I found something even better, believe me, this will be huuuuuuuuge. I mean, look at the size of those flowers, and it smells just like my second wife's perfume.

I tried to talk to the owner but she made me leave the property, such a nasty woman. Nobody has ever developed a tree better than mine, but what should I call it? Make a suggestion, I do have some ideas but will keep you in suspense. My goal is to make cash quick, I need to pay off student debt to trump univ.

What about 'Perfumed Net', Lol.

Where's the kudzu tree ?

Over here, it's the native Pandorea pandorana that destroys trees. In a couple of years, these Acacia implexas will be toppled by the invasion. The trees do make excellent firewood, though...

I don't know how I missed this the first time around, but it's pretty damn funny. Sam, you have such great words.

How about 'Huuuuuuge Suckling Pig'?

Or maybe 'Sam's Thuggy Honey'?

'Sweet Stinker?'

hmmmm. None of those are working for me. I will keep pondering.

I finally settled on this one. Am gonna call it 'Stormy'

Too beautiful. Even though it will wipe the tree out, its worth keeping!

Damn it looks almost like a jacaranda but the wrong shape.

Do you know what the non-purple part of Stormy is?

sam_md, a porn-tree?

maackia sort of looks Robinia-ish.

That wisteria is really gorgeous, too bad it's killing the trees. Up here it is the Oriental bittersweet that grows like that in tree canopies. In March we had 2 heavy wet snowstorms in our area that caused a lot of damage. The snow was so heavy it broke many leafless branches and snapped trunks, although the trees that had vines in the canopies appeared to have much more breakage.

Sometimes I carry the folding saw in a side pocket while hiking around and take a certain glee in cutting large bittersweet vines.

terrene is right, the damages start at $130,000 with more to come.