And I'd like to add where I would need to become anorexic so that I'd have a chance of always having my body in the stream of water, but even that probably wouldn't help me due to my bone build. Even just skin and bones wouldn't keep me inside that stream of water.

Lol Jannicone, what on earth is that supposed to be.

^^^ You mean it didn't inspire you to buy Axor fine plumbing fixtures from that local retailer?

(It made me think that they wanted to interrogate and electrocute me - maybe while THEY watched while sitting in the leather chair under the fuzzy throw.)

Now it's even getting MORE sinister.

You mean it didn't inspire you to buy Axor fine plumbing fixtures

I clearly am not classy enough to own such an item.

Reminds me of an ad I saw recently in a similar magazine. A large bathroom, larger than my bedroom, shower assumed to be out of the shot, and in one corner of a wall, a ridiculously tiny vanity-toilet combo. picture the letter J; The long part as the vanity, extending down and to the side for a toilet. As crammed (& uncomfortable seeming) as can be, in a bathroom as large as can be.
Yours though, beats it. Just when you think you've seen it all. Thanks for a good laugh.

Hmmpf, you plebes. Don't you know that The Axor LampShower does away with the traditional boundaries between spaces in an outstanding manner. Experience how the inspirational AxorWaterDream turned into an almost magical product which brings a homely character to the bathroom.

That first part looks like a set for a remake of Silence of the Lambs (it puts lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose...)

And the book reading looked so "magical"....

Thank you for finding that - it's amusing and yet deeply disturbing.

lol....I don't understand marketers any more...they don't even do their homework!

eg:The Axor LampShower does away with the traditional boundaries between spaces in an outstanding manner. Experience how the inspirational AxorWaterDream turned into an almost magical product which brings a homely character to the bathroom.

Funny, don't they know what "homely" means? Here is the definition from (anywhere, really): "lacking in physical attractiveness" (short translation: means 'ugly') why would you put a concept like that in your ad? There are people that misuse the word - so often it has entered into some of the online dictionary's.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/homely

homey is the word they (may) have been looking for....https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/homey

Back to the OP....you are right. Doesn't look like something I would want to do - get electrocuted in the shower and then destroy a leather chair recovering!

Damon Wayans as Homey.

"Homey don't play dat game no more!"

@Denita, that definition of homely only applies to American English. British English would use homely as meaning home-like. Since Axor is a division of a European company, Hansgroehe, their use of the word is correct.

^Well, that is good to know. I learn something everyday :)

@Denita, as someone born and raised in the UK, living in Canada, often in the US and with lots of Australian friends, I occasionally feel like I speak four different languages - all of them "English". It's surprising how many English words can have totally different meanings depending on which country one is in. :-).

This just made me LOL. Jannicone, I wish we were neighbors

They do not show the leather wrist and ankle straps on the chairs.

What on earth was with the book reading in that video that was posted?! That was so creepy and bizarre!!

A River Runs Through It?