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Musical hood for stove?

7 years ago


Found this on Instagram. Don't know where the kitchen is located.

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  • 7 years ago
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    Wow, Lars, it's really a beautiful piece, but not my choice for a hood. A piano on the wall...talk about a focal point! Hope it's treated for easy cleaning!

    Lars thanked chloebud
  • 7 years ago

    Oh my gosh, no way! lol

  • 7 years ago

    I know most of those old pianos are garbage as instruments in spite of their beautiful cases, but this is still sad. :(

  • 7 years ago

    Getting that thing up there must have been fun, too! :-O LOL, I said "easy cleaning" in my first post. Even if it's treated with something, I doubt cleaning would be even close to easy.

  • 7 years ago

    I'm sure they took the cast iron plate out when they removed the rest of the guts.

    It doesn't look sanitary.

    Lars thanked Fori
  • 7 years ago

    I don't know how they managed it, but I think a pipe organ would have been more appropriate.

    The caption on Instagram was "Please don't do this!" or something to that effect.

  • 7 years ago
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    I can only think of one person who would do this: Liberace!

    Come to think of it, Liberace was very much into cooking. He was a fantastic cook. If he was not on the keyboard, you would find him by the stove.



    dcarch

  • 7 years ago
    That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Houzz. Especially over that stove.
  • 7 years ago

    LOL...Liberace! Only difference is the piano here is a bit "tame" for Liberace. I'm thinking his would be gold, gaudy and who knows what else!

  • 7 years ago

    Especially over that stove.

    Yep. A little issue withbalance. But otherwise kind of fun, for someone else’s house.

  • 7 years ago

    Oh my god.

  • 7 years ago

    Ignoring the bizarre design imbalance--that piano isn't deep enough for proper capture. Why bother if it won't work well. I've seen clever hoods made out of junk, but they did work well too. ;)

  • 7 years ago
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    But Victoria Eliabeth Barnes would love it (she of the Kingdom Mirror), it would go with her piano-cum-island.

  • 7 years ago

    Liberace's pianohood would have been gilded so that it could be wiped clean.

  • 7 years ago

    bpath, I thought the same thing. VEB has been in a tizzy about not wanting a vent hood...she better not see this!!

  • 7 years ago
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    Had they done a bit more judicious pruning--removing the spindles and back, and building bases to extend the legs to the counter--it wouldn't be much different than some of the following examples.


    Of course, it would probably look better with one of those expensive ranges or cooktops in the example pics.

    Lars thanked mama goose_gw zn6OH
  • 7 years ago

    ;))

  • 7 years ago

    think of the grease that thing would collect... talk about patina

  • 7 years ago

    I can only think of my striped socks sticking out from underneath should it fall...




  • 7 years ago

    Definitely a conversation piece!

    Or is there a really tall bench for the pianist to sit on?

  • 7 years ago
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    I can't believe Liberace would have had anything to do with a piano that wasn't a concert grand, even if it were pavéed.

  • 7 years ago

    Looks photoshopped to me

  • 7 years ago

    I wonder if they used the pedals to turn the lights and fans on and off ;^)

  • 7 years ago

    Ha ha - yes, and dcarch did a great job at it! I mean cape and all...OMG I just noticed the candelabra!!! My all time favorite post!

  • 7 years ago

    This kitchen must have been designed by a big box store. They should have got a kitchen designer.

  • 7 years ago
    This was on IG- #pleasehatethesethings

    People send her real estate listing photos and she has some great titles.
    Lars thanked Sarah
  • 7 years ago

    Teehee - thanks for sharing that!

    And I also imagine that without the 'guts' it's much less heavy than what we're used to a piano weighing.

  • 7 years ago
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    Sarah, I did find it on Instagram, but I forgot exactly where. I don't know how to look it up again, as I visit Instagram only once every few months.

    Maybe this is it.

  • 7 years ago

    Omg I saw that on pleasehatethesethings. It’s my new favorite Instagram. They are all real estate listings I think. I would pass on the piano in my face.

  • 7 years ago
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    Weird. Just weird.

    But seriously, if you can ignore that the piano-thing is square and wrongly-shaped, you can't ignore that it's ornate ... yet it's installed in a simple kitchen with subway /Shaker cabinets /simple cup pulls ... they don't match. If this piano were cut down, it might've stood a chance in a French-chateau style kitchen. Of course, the room also includes both a chandelier AND goose-neck lamps, so maybe mis-match was the plan?

    This looks like Liberace is trying to gain entrance to a vampire coven ... while wearing a cape made from the Pioneer Woman's bedspread. The gilded candelabra on the counter is the perfect touch.


  • 7 years ago

    Best photo ever...and shadow from the candelabra? Talk about attention to detail!

  • 7 years ago

    That there is somebody somewhere who truly thought this was a nifty idea leaves me just shaking my head.

  • 7 years ago

    I've thought (briefly) about something like this having a woodcarver hubby, but quickly pooh poohed it thinking of the clean up! His carvings can go other places than the kitchen!

  • 7 years ago

    Liberace would have had a GRANDER stove!!!

  • 7 years ago

    cool, but I don't want to be the one that cleans it

  • 7 years ago

    woodteam5....IKR? I keep thinking how dirty that thing is going to get the first time someone fries something on that stove!

  • PRO
    7 years ago

    I think it's fun, whimsical, & creative.

    Unique, indeed.

  • 7 years ago

    Well, any hood is going to be dirty after use. Wood is highly cleanable. It's the bosses that give me pause. :)

  • 7 years ago

    God, I need it, I neeeed it

    Lars thanked Tim Morrow
  • 7 years ago
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    Years ago I found a luxury sports car hood in the woods. It was silver colored and I made the mistake of recycling it. Think of the possibilities for a range hood – but not in my kitchen.


    When the piano hood gets covered with goop and grease, it can just be moved outdoors and set ablaze — maybe New Year’s Eve.