Shiver me timbers, matey!

Run a shot across the bow!

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"You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters!"

— Captain Hector Barbossa (my favorite pirate)

As I said in another post, I'm crabby (Pirate Talk!?!) but if I see that internet Amazon Business ad with the pirates on the ship One.More.Time., my tablet is going to be scuttled and thrown over the yardarm. (Pirate talk).

"I'll keel-haul you for this!"

It tis, it tis a glorious thing!

What kind of socks do pirates wear?

Aaaargyles!

The pirates favorite element?

Argon!

Carol, I have a bevy of friends I’m sending that one to.

Did you hear about the pirate who had his ears pierced?

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He paid a buccaneer!

Why are pirates so slow in learning the alphabet?

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Because they spend so much time at "C"

Shiver me timbers! Me sweet gray wench 'neath me saddle was acting the squiffy landlubber under fire by the royal navy as we came into port.

put him in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him

A guy sees a pirate with a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eyepatch.

"Wow, what happened to you leg?" the man asks.

"Crocodile." answers the pirate.

"What happened to your hand?"

"Swordfight." answers the pirate.

"And what happened to your eye?"

"Mosquito." answers the pirate.

"Mosquito???"

"The day I got my hook."

Another alphabet pirate joke. What's a pirate's favorite letter? --Aarrrr.

What is the name of a one-legged woman pirate? Peg.

Avast ye scurvey Scum!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey (groan)