There must be a few Star Wars fans out there, but I bet you didn’t know that Darth Vader had a brother. Sadly, he’s currently in prison.

His name? Taxi…that’s right, Taxi Vader!

I finally got to see my doctor on Monday and I showed him the rash on my bottom but he just ignored me and kept pushing his cart through Costco.

tj

A poor woman called a radio station asking God for help.

An arrogant, wealthy atheist heard her and decided to mock her. He bought a huge amount of groceries and told his secretary to deliver them. He gave her one instruction, "If she asks who sent them, tell her they came from the devil."

When the groceries arrived, the woman was overjoyed and started putting everything away.

The secretary asked, "Don't you want to know who sent all this?"

The woman smiled and said, "Oh, there's no need. I don't care who sent it. When God gives an order, even the devil has to obey!"