Omg you TOTALLY made me laugh!

Why ???

Is the house lopsided or is it just the picture angle?

Put one gigantic window on the above left to be the focal point. Remove most of the mustard pot bushes on the right. This may benefit from a major landscaping overhaul.

No the house is on a hill but not lopsided.
I want to change the colour of the door and the garage ....just looking for the face of the house to change. Do not want to put new widow in over the garage. Previous owner just installed a new one there. As far as the landscaping goes that will change ...it's winter here and that's a old photo from the realtor. Want a cool look from the outside to match the new modern look from the inside.

You are absolutely correct.

Want to update exterior....thinking about high gloss black paint for the door and garage. Maybe the trim too? Please help open to suggestions. Oh yes would like to have huge house numbers over the door.