Olychick, I could write a similar one. I'm really good at dieting, until I get thirsty, or hungry, or had a good day, or a bad day, or saw a TV ad, or a recipe, or it's meal time, or betwen meal time, or it's sunny, or it's cloudy or it's night time....

I was going to post a time traveling joke but you guys didn't like it.

tj

Rusty

A sign in a shoe repair store:

"We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you!"

At an Eye Clinic:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political

Promises."

On a plumber's truck "Your poo poo is our bread and butter"

Neighborhood septic pumping truck had a sign on the back that said "stool bus".