Great description of the snow! Ours was more of a dusting but the magnolias are looking decidedly sad.

If you had had horse manure on your beds you could have gone out in the garden and exclaimed

Horsefeathers!

So that's why the weather this spring has been so poopy.

That'll teach me to spread horse manure!

I've been trying to have a driveway plant sale for weeks, and if not the weather, it has been something else.

Horsefeathers is right!