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I've been channeling my inner zombie lately...

left to right: Mammillaria compressa cv. Yokan, Mammillaria pilcayensis cristata, Mammillaria spinossisima cv. un pico cristata

I seem to be drawn to strange forms. Show me your crested, monstrose, anything weird and wonderful! Or your ugly and horrible :-)

Comments (22)

  • 8 years ago

    The Apocalypse has started.

    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked aloebot
  • 8 years ago

    Love them SLD.


    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked SpanishFly - (Mediterranean)
  • 8 years ago

    Braaaaainnnssss....

    Btw what do you have these guys potted in?

    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked Plantspace (5a)
  • 8 years ago

    These are skull pots I printed on my son's 3d printer. Oh, and, yes, they have drainage holes :-)

  • 8 years ago

    Looks good

  • 8 years ago

    aloebot - love that Mammillaria - I cease to be amazed at what cacti will do!!!

  • 8 years ago

    aloebot, I love all of them. Hope that Cyphostemma starts to grow again. Damage can make plants grow in such interesting ways.

  • 8 years ago
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    I don’t have many monstrous type plants, but here’s a few;).

    Astrophytum myriostigma var. nudum

    This was a pain to get a clear pic of so sorry.

    Monvillea spegazzinii f. cristata


    Echinocereus pentalophus just starting to show it’s monstrousness;).


    Aeonium ‘Sunburst’ crest

    excuse the ugly hail marks.


    Agavoides crest which it seems to be growing out of:(.

    Much nicer a couple years ago.


    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked Kara 9b SF Bay Area CA
  • 8 years ago

    Especially love that Astro!

  • 8 years ago

    Here are a couple more of mine...

    Euphorbia obesa cristata

    Euphorbia flanaganii cristata

  • 8 years ago
    last modified: 8 years ago

    I meant to show this yesterday. I found this pic on the internet months ago and thought it was so neat. It’s a crested flower on a Cereus monstrose;). Pretty special in my book;).

    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked Kara 9b SF Bay Area CA
  • 8 years ago

    Wow, Kara, that flower is fabulous! I've never seen anything like it.

    Here's another teeny oddity, not crested just growing strangely.

  • 8 years ago

    I low key collect crested succulents. I love how unpredictable they are. Here are a few of them.

    A tabuliforme

    Echie hybrid ‘Surf’. I think the crested form actually looks like the surf.

    They say you should cut off the normal rosettes, but I like the combo look. Forgot what this one is.

    Euphorbia hybrid


    And this giant noid medusa octopus echeveria with one big crest in the middle, and arms going off in all directions containing either normal rosettes or flowers at the ends. It’s so big and wild it doesn’t photograph well, but I love it.


    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked Sara (9b SF Bay Area)
  • 8 years ago

    Those are awesome Sara. I like the first one the best.

  • 8 years ago

    Sara, I don't think I could choose a favorite out of all of those!

  • 8 years ago

    Sara I had a crested A. tabuliforme, but unfortunately lost it the winter of 2017. I wish I would have taken better care if it tbh. It’s a cool plant. The funny thing I was able to keep that thing alive for 5 years, but I’ve had at least 3 regular tabuliforme that will die on me within a year. Go figure;).

  • 8 years ago

    Thanks everyone! These guys are so constantly changing, I can never settle on a top favorite. Great thread.

    Kara - I’ve had the exact same experience with A. tabuliforme. I’ve had this crested one about a year and it’s been an easy keeper so far, put on tons of growth this season. I rotted two of the regular kind and then the third one flowered a month after I got it. But it’s too cool a plant to not keep trying. :)

    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked Sara (9b SF Bay Area)
  • 8 years ago
    last modified: 8 years ago

    Funny you say the third one flowered. I’ve thought that once I was able to keep one alive longer than a year it would unfortunately flower soon after that year mark. My luck;).

    I usually lose the regular form to sun burn and they just never snap back. They don’t do well in the heat. It’s almost like they melt like chocolate.

    A. tabuliforme is such a cool plant, and I agree to lovely to give up. One day I’ll get it. It’s like they need to be grown up again rocks vertically.

    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked Kara 9b SF Bay Area CA
  • 8 years ago

    Here's a couple, Mammilaria celsiana, I believe mealies ate the meristem and this is how the plant reacted.

    And then there is Gymnocalycium calochlorum:

    It is the most homely plant I have and is having t

    stupidlazydog CT zone 5b/6a thanked Rob Blomquist
  • 8 years ago

    trouble staying on its roots.

  • 8 years ago

    Rob, sometimes damage can be a good thing.

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