That's a variegated Portulacaria afra - it's a different family than Crassula (Jade) is but its care is similar.

common name: "elephant's food"

Groucho Marx: "Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

Also Groucho: "In Alabama the Tuscaloosa."

Sorry, but I just got off the phone with the IRS and I need a laugh.

Time flies like a arrow, fruit flies like a banana

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog (like Rags here), it's too dark to read

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(also Groucho)

Thanks for the IDs ya'll.
AAAACCCKKK here in Big Al country- we DON'T shoot elephants!! Roll tide roll!!
(Big Al is UA's beloved Crinsom Tide elephant mascot- LOL!!)