So funny! Enjoy your vacation. For now, until I find the real thing, I decided on the Infinity "retro" clock sold by LLBean for $19.99; small and not as much presence, but it does the job. Its main purpose was to teach my son to tell analog time since all he ever sees are digital clocks, but I am also really enjoying having it on our kitchen wall. Thank you for all the replies.

Ohhhh ... what a good mommy!!! In 4th grade we do a graphing activity where the kids record the number of analog vs. digital clocks. Every year it's fewer and fewer analogs, and most kids only see them at school. Glad you found one.