Well, this is just one of those funny garden stories to read and get a chuckle - not something that happened to me personally because I ain't this old yet.

Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."

Doh!!! PJ

Y'all bad, y'all very very bad.

Did you read the thread about Embarrassing Moments on the Roses conversations forum, or maybe the Garden Party?

I've read it more than once, & this story always makes me laugh:

Removing a plant from its nursery pot proved to be a little difficult, so the poster stuck her thumb through the drainage hole to give the plant a little push.

She looked into the pot to be sure she'd gotten out all the soil...& screamed.

There was a thumb in the bottom of the pot!

Then, of course, she realized that it was her own thumb.

Sometimes you don't a story, when a picture is worth 1000 words.

Ah geez Joe!!! LOL!PJ

LOL! I can't think of anything right now, but I'll ponder it today. I can just see it, I'm helping a customer while at the same time trying to think of something funny. It comes to me, and I start chuckling, scaring the poor customers. Well, maybe I'd better wait til tonight to think about it.

Sally