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Thanksgiving Disasters in the Kitchen!

Janis_G
16 years ago

If you've been around the GP much you know you

can count on me to screw up in the kitchen.

(We will not discuss any other screw ups)

It started this morning when I decided at the last minute

to make some deviled eggs. (thanks a lot Suzy)

Gail my sis, gave me a little tid bit about eggs not

peeling like they used to. I let it go because I knew I

could PEEL eggs. I put those suckers on the stove set the

timer. ( I couldn't for the life of me

remember how long it took the darn things to cook)

The timer rang and at my house if anything dings in the

kitchen, Neil goes into his ( OMG she's going to let it

burn panic mode.) This morning was no exception.

I pushed him out of the kitchen grabbed an egg from the

pan, stuck it under the cold water and peeled the perfect

egg. Ha. Then I got to thinking,"is is done" one way to find out, eat it.

Folks, I have to tell you, if you bite into a just boiled

egg, it will BURN your mouth. Cooked to perfection, but

HOT. I washed it down with ice water. I started peeling

the other eggs, some were okay, some of the shell had been

stuck with super glue, no doubt some hen's idea of a joke.

I decided I'd do something about baking biscuits for my

dressing, Big mistake. No self rising flour! It's okay,

I'll just do what my mama did, add baking powder and

whatever else it needs. The biscuits are Picture perfect

but they taste like somebody needs to spend a LITTLE more

time in the kitchen.

Shoot, I even followed the recipe on the bag, well, most

of them anyway.

I just hope I can get through the holidays in one piece

and the house can survive my cooking.:0)

Comments (14)

  • rob333 (zone 7b)
    16 years ago

    Dang it Jan! If you haven't opened that bottle of wine yet, get to it. You need to have an enjoyable meal, not burn the heck outta your mouth. Don't make me come eat, I mean, er um, make me come down there and help in the kitchen. Take care and hug your family.

    Much love,
    Robin

    P.S. LF told me last night "FINALLY! A tub I can swim in!!!" upon seeing and getting into our new bathtub. Keep on smilin'

  • Josh
    16 years ago

    Jan, just think of it as carrying on the tradition of T'Day disasters...LOL at your descripton of Neal's reaction to the timer..josh

  • Janis_G
    Original Author
    16 years ago

    Josh, I guess since he can't see very well his ears are
    tuned in to the sounds coming out of the kitchen.
    He darn near panics now if anything buzzes, dings, or
    rings.

    We just got back from another grocery store run. I also
    finally got the rest of the light fixtures and took them
    by the house.

    It is a mad house out there. Women like me
    rushing in to grab that last ingredient off the shelf.
    Oh! darn! I forgot the celery, sheesh.

    I'm not only trying to get things ready for dinner tomorrow
    but also for breakfast the next morning. You don't even
    want to think about what the kitchen will look like
    when I'm through in there.

    Here's to family traditions. I'm thinking about the
    stories my kids and grands will be telling on me for years
    to come.

  • Pidge
    16 years ago

    Jan, I love your cooking stories--I'll be going out this year to a son's house, and only have to make the garlic mashed potatoes and green salad. Nice.

  • Janis_G
    Original Author
    16 years ago

    I just finished baking pumpkin squares, making the
    strawberry nut salad and the dressing without doing
    TOO much damage.

    p.s. Did ya'll know you can't reheat boiled eggs in the microwave?

  • dirtdiver
    16 years ago

    Despite my admission in another thread that I occasionally cook with 30-year-old spices, I'm a decent-to-good cook...really. But boiling eggs is a delicate subject for me, because I have a bad habit of walking away and forgetting about them. I have ruined at least two pots, set one on fire and caused half a dozen eggs to explode onto the 10' ceiling due to my sheer inattention (I'm assuming the microwave is just a faster way to explode your eggs??). These days I pretty much make myself stand there and watch them.

    My only Thanksgiving dinner disaster wasn't even really for my dinner. My first year out of college, my roommate was hosting dinner for her family. She left the turkey to thaw in the sink. We had three cats between us. At least one of them got hungry for white meat during the night. We attempted some skin grafts to the savaged breast, but I believe she carved from the kitchen that year.

  • pamven
    16 years ago

    Ah yes the cat disasters. I remember a Thanksgiving when a mad cat race ended up with someones hairy butt smack dab in the middle of the pumpkin pie.

  • calliope
    16 years ago

    p.s. Did ya'll know you can't reheat boiled eggs in the microwave? - Janis

    I occasionally cook with 30-year-old spices
    We had three cats....she carved from the kitchen that year
    -Dirtdiver

    OMG, it's great to know I'm in good company. Thanks for your confessions! I am only making some take-alongs to the meal at my daughter's house. I thought I was making such great time today as I kept looking at the clock and it was only nine thirty. I dawned on me that I've been looking at the clock all morning and it's been nine thirty each time. LOL. Not a disaster, but it would've been had I not noticed.

    Question, does anyone know the answer? This year the turkey's legs were bound together with a plastic tether. My DD asks me does this need to be taken out and replaced by wire or twine, or is it oven-proof? I dunno! It doesn't say on the label. I can't find it on line. I asks my husband the retired butcher. When he retired, they were still wire. He calls his brother, who is still butchering. He doesn't know, either.

    For goodness sakes. If the meat packing industry is going to change the routine and start sticking plastic into carcasses, shouldn't this information be in everyone's faces?

  • rob333 (zone 7b)
    16 years ago

    Suzy,

    The plastic thing is to help pick it up. Seems like I saw usage in the instructions. I also think it can stay on while cooking.

  • beanmomma
    16 years ago

    LOL,

    I had dinner at my home for the four of us, my parents and one of my brothers. I rolled over on cooking a turkey. Said "Nope, we're having a ham!"

    I had no idea spiral-sliced bone-in hams were so expensive! Commiserated with another woman over the ham case at the grocery store. We both had no idea!!! I said I needed to thank my MIL who has one cooked for most of our visits.

    Our mishap concerned the crescent rolls. Ham has to come out and rest 15 minutes. Rolls take 13 minutes...no brainer right? Ham out, pop rolls in and all is ready at the same time.

    Sooooooo I pop the rolls in and wait, and wait, and wait. They've puffed up but they're not getting brown. Then DH says "Did you turn the oven back on ?"

    What? Why was the oven turned off? He turned it off since he didn't know when the rolls we're going in. ;^P

    Eeeesh!

    All turned out fine. I may never roast another turkey.

  • suzanne_il
    16 years ago

    When I was 19 and newly married we were living in San Antonio as my husband was in the Air Force. It was the first time away from home and we were both terribly poor and homesick. We didn't even have telephone to call home! I didn't know anything about cooking and it was silly to cook a turkey just for the two of us, so we went to the enlisted man's mess hall where they were serving to the families. It was dreadful. The food was good (thanks military cooks) but we felt so alone sitting under those fluorescent lights.

    The next year my cooking skills hadn't improved much but I was determined to cook a small turkey. I didn't prepare any stuffing (??) just popped the bird into the oven. It roasted for awhile but began to smell odd. When the turkey was done I found bags of "stuff" inside. What's this??? Had no clue they tucked the neck, gizzard, etc. inside!!

  • pris
    16 years ago

    janis g---

    Here's a hint I picked up watching a cooking show one boring day. Put your eggs in a pot, cover with cold water and bring to a rapid boil. Take off the burner and put a lid on the pot. Let stand for as long as you like for hard boiled and time them for less hard. When you get ready to peel, crack the end with the air pocket, get a teaspoon and insert teaspoon bowl side down into cracked end under the membrane. Slide spoon around the egg and peel comes off beautifully. I actually thought she was blowing smoke but when I tried it, it worked. My old Betty Crocker also says to never "boil" eggs. Always take off the heat and time for doneness desired. Hard boiled can be allowed to cool down in the pot. Soft to medium boiled will need to be timed and that is a learning process. I know, the cook books say 3 minute, etc., but my conception of a soft cooked egg takes a varying number of minutes depending on any number of things. I found out a long time ago that I can better judge the doneness of a poached egg than a boiled one so I never bother with soft to medium cooked eggs.

  • calliope
    16 years ago

    You seldom have this problem with eggs purchased in supermarkets, but with farm fresh eggs you need to let them get just a little age on them in order for them to peel cleanly, no matter what technique you use. I have to explain to my egg customers to get eggs a week or two early if they are wanting to hard boil them.....or good luck.

  • meldy_nva
    16 years ago

    Granny T taught me to make hard boiled eggs: put the eggs in a deep pot and cover with cold water, set on a high fire. Wipe down the kitchen cabinets and counters, until the water comes to a boil. Put a lid on the pan and turn the fire off, go out to the outhouse. Pull weeds from two garden rows on your way back. [We don't have an outhouse, but cleaning the inside of the refrig takes about the same length of time.] Wash hands and then dump the hot water from the eggs on the compost pile. Cover eggs again with icy cold water. Shake pan to crack shells, replace the water with more cold water; shake again. Peel eggs.

    A perfect hardboiled egg [no greenish yolk] actually sits in the hot water 16 minutes. Pris ~ I'd try your spoon trick, but I just don't have a problem slipping the shells off.

    To keep the yolk centered, prop the eggs so they are standing on the small end. One thing I learned as a result of standing the freshly peeled eggs back in the egg carton -- be sure the carton is foam, NOT cardboard. Cardboard sticks to the eggs better than glue.