If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

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My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Presidential Quotes "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" -Ronald Reagan

So true! ^^

Annie, I sent my son, a biochemist your joke. He said Nerd jokes are the best!